COFFEE & BISCUITS


Very Short, Short Stories
February 29, 2008, 2:01 am
Filed under: Methods, Personal, Stories

As my creative writing professor caught a flu today and missed class, I made up for the lost time by reading about flash fiction, which could be an assignment to turn in next week (another option is to go to the Art Institute and stare at a painting for 1 hour and, according to the Professor, “Let the story unfold in your mind.”).  Anyway, flash fiction are supposed to be real short.  But do you know that short stories can be written in 6 words?  Hemingway did.

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”   That is Hemingway’s six-word story.

Other examples I find real cool are:

“Longed for him. Got him. Shit.”   – Margaret Atwood

“Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.”  – William Shatner

“With bloody hands, I say good-bye. ” – Frank Miller

“Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht. ” – Margaret Atwood

“Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved. ”  – Margaret Atwood

“Don’t marry her. Buy a house.” – Stephen R. Donaldson



Sea Cove (3) – Hannah the handbag designer
February 29, 2008, 12:23 am
Filed under: Stories

Every morning at around 7:30 am, a dozen or so of residents of Sea Cove would gather around the dock to catch the first boat to Central, the business district of the city.  This is usually a time when residents would comment to each other on the weather of the day, discuss the results of a soccer game, or comment on the news from the previous night.  Always, quietly standing by the stairs of the dock would be a figure whose face is hidden behind a book, with a partial view of a bush of fizzled hair sticking out from the pages.  Today this figure is wearing a wrinkly gray business suit with flat heels.  She again is standing quietly by the stairs of the dock.  Her head along with its bush of fizzled hair is concealed behind a small book titled “Conversational Italian;” on her left wrist dangled a large duffle bag, and on her right hand holds a half-eaten sandwich.  Her face would occasionally emerge from the pages to check whether the boat has arrived.  A tall sixty-ish, sandles-wearing man in a t-shirt imprinted with the image of a Salmon approaches. 

“Good morning, Hannah.” The man greets, in a rather fatherly tone, as he stands next to the woman whose name is Hannah.  Although the man wears sandals and a T-shirt, he has an authoritative air that demands a truthful answer, even to the most trivial questions.  He looks straight into the eyes of whomever he speaks to, at times piercingly.  But this imposing bearing is softened by his completely white hair.  He is not the image of a kind, jolly, old man that Father Richard Wilson projects, yet his tone, at least to Hannah, does soften his hard manner.

“Good morning, sir.”  Hannah’s face emerges from behind the book, and smiles as she answers.  She has an unguarded and generous smile, one that can only belong to someone young.  In fact, she is indeed younger than the other people who have gathered around the dock, but the time of youth when one is thoughtless and impulsive has passed her by.  She turned thirty two weeks ago.

The man continues, “Does the air conditioner still leak?”

“The security called up somebody to fix it.  It’s okay now.”

“And what’s that book you are reading today?”  Upon this question, Hannah hastily waves the book aside, then proceeds to stuff it in her duffle bag.

“Oh, it’s nothing.  Just something related to work.” 

“’Conversation Italian’?  How is that related to work?”

“There is a line of Italian designs coming in next week, so I just want to be able to read the labels on the bags.  You know, it does help to understand what material the bags are made of,” answers Hannah, and, a little breathlessly, adds, “and how is your fish pond coming along?”

“You know how it is with construction here, it is a hassle to transport the construction material here, and when the workers are not monitored, you can guess what will happen.  Moral hazards.  And the rain, well, it softens the soil,” the man speaks analytically, as if explaining to a business client minor nuisances that arise from the implementation of a project. 

At this time, their attention is shifted to an approaching boat. 



American Idol (Top 10 girls)
February 27, 2008, 10:14 pm
Filed under: American Idol

Brooke White among the girls to me is like Jason Castro among the guys.  She is unique (that hair!).  She is like a dandelion.  I don’t know, maybe I just have a soft spot for singer/song writer.  Her rendition of Carly Simon’s “You’re so vain” is delightful, like Jason’s “Dreams” was.  (Incidentally I was just listening to You’re so vain lately).  Many say that she will be gone soon.  But I think that’ll make the girls show extremely boring.

Kristin Lee Cook has a consistent girlish voice.   But that can also be boring.

I like Kady Malloy’s personality.

Asia’h betrayed her weakness with Celin Dion’s All by myself. 

Carly Smithson is the girl counterpart of Michael Johns — overrated and commercial.  I don’t see anything special about her voice, personality, or stage presence.  She has nothing of that Katherine McPhee had in season 5, and she does not have Asia’s vibrant spirit or Brooke White ethereal’s image. 

The rest of the performances are very, very blah.  The girls’ performance is much weaker than the guys.  It’s boring to watch.  At some points it’s scary to watch.



American Idol (Top 10 guys)
February 26, 2008, 8:42 pm
Filed under: American Idol

Wow, David Archuleta, the 17-year-old boy, CAN sing.  The notes went exactly where he intended them to be.  The way he sings remind me of the way one of my classmate here solve complicated econ/math problem:  work out a bunch of very complicated stuff yet knowing exactly where he is going, and of course, in the end, reaches it.

David Archuleta’s harmony of John Lennon’s Imagine is just perfection.  I have heard this song sang by very different and good singers many times, but none of them has struck so many goosebumps on my body.  This boy has talent.  And his voice has the kind of purity that can be compared to Josh Groban.  So thick, but also magnetic.  And how humble.  How he cannot control that sighing laugh upon receiving the judges’ raving comments. 

So pure.  Not vanilla pure.  But I mean, angelically pure. 

Watch an 11-year-old David Archuleta sing to Kelly Clarkson, and Kelly Clarkson’s reaction to him. 

Did you see that Paula was crying?  She said, “You are born to super stardom.”  And then the rest of the wrap-up she was seen rubbing her eyes.  Yeah, it was that touching. 

The other contestants all look contrived and commercial compare to him.  There’s really no comparison.

I also like Jason Castro (despite the comments tonight, he is special).  It is a joy to watch him with his guitar. 

I wish I can play the guitar like when the band play for the Chikezi.

Other vocals I thought were good tonight are:  David Cook (I whole-heartedly disagree with Simon:  the clip showing David Cook’s love of words and crossword puzzles is SUPER APPEALING to me!) , Chikezi.

Vocals I thought are overrated:  David Hernandez, Michael Johns.  These two voices are too commercial.  Boring.  Switch to Channel 7 to watch “Just for Laughs” (which is the funniest show on TV!)

Vocals I thought are blah:  David Noriega, Robbie.

The ones I didn’t mention meant that I don’t even remember them.



Sovereign Wealth Funds
February 26, 2008, 6:35 pm
Filed under: Economics, Politics

The front page article in the printed version of Wall Street Journal today reports on what is the latest development in the backlash against Sovereign Wealth Funds in Washington DC.  

A couple points:

1.  I am glad to see that IMF is playing a coordination role in this.  IMF’s mandate in today’s world of no financial crises indeed is to disperse information.  By drawing up a voluntary code of conduct for SWF, which I hope and imagine would be along the lines of the voluntary SDDS as well as international reserves templates (which were drawn up after the Asian Financial Crisis, except that this SWF code will be BEFORE any crisis), IMF is precisely playing the role that it should be playing.

2.  But wait a minute, will there be disclosure plans?  And will those plans be optional (like SDDS, where disclosing the information is to the benefit of that country, via lowering costs of external financing and improving country ratings)?  Are the incentives sufficiently enough to make these SWF want to disclose anything?  In any case, I do not expect sovereign wealth funds to disclose the geographical allocation of their portfolio in any disclosure plans that IMF might have.    If I remember correctly, so far only 25-27 central banks/monetary authorities report the currency allocation of their portfolio for their international reserves.  Not even Japan, the supposedly most transparent Asian country, does this.  And none of the Middle Eastern countries do this.  Most of reserves disclosure central banks are in Europe.  If they don’t even do it for international reserves, I see little chance they do it for sovereign wealth funds.

3.  On a side note, it is a shame that the US central bank cannot coordinate with other major central banks for monetary policy, opening now possibilities of crazy dollar movements

4.  The most informative and reliable source about sovereign wealth funds I find is from Edwin (Ted) Truman from Peterson Institute.  He and his score card of 32 SWF are cited in this WSJ article.  Everybody should look at it and read his testmonial to the Senate Banking and Finance Committee.

5.  Some questions to ponder:  On the issue of disclosure, what is the optimal amount of information that SWF should disclose?   (without hurting itself and scaring off national governments)  Does there exist a stable and unique equilibrium where such funds would not take political advantage of their stake? 



Sea Cove (2) – Something Fishy
February 23, 2008, 2:15 am
Filed under: Stories

One morning, my Dad was flipping through the newspaper as usual when an advertisement caught his eyes.  It is a bank auction of foreclosed properties.  Being interested cheap real estate properties, he went to the auction.  By the time he left, he is an owner of an apartment at Sea Cove.  Later, he said the reason for the purchase is fish.  You see, my Dad is an avid fishmonger, and catches are getting smaller in the water next to his home.  He believed that he could find more fertile fishing grounds in Sea Cove.

 One day my father was digging the soil of his garden to plant a loongeye tree when the shuffle hit something hard. It was concrete in the soil.  He dug further and discovered that the soil actually covered up a beautifully designed fishpond, half of which lies in our garden;  the other half lies in the garden of Uncle Tom, our neighbor. 

Doesn’t Uncle Tom know about this pond from his days being one of the original residents of Sea Cove?



Sea Cove (1)
February 23, 2008, 2:13 am
Filed under: Stories

Once upon a time, there is a small but sophisticated city in which dwells some of the earth’s most cosmopolitan people.  In this city, highrises tower over your head everywhere you go, developers are always searching for the next property to profit from, and luxury properties are rarely left unnoticed or unoccupied by the rich and famous; it is a modern city where you cannot see the stars at night, where taxis pack the highways like ants on a trail, where the sophisticate and the ruffines alike rule the night, and where silence and peace are elusive animals.  This city could have been any major cities you know, but in the story I am about to tell, this city happens to be Hong Kong.  And in this city of action, there is a quiet residental village at the corner of an peripheral island, far away from the eyes of the bright center. 

Yes, far faraway, at the corner of the Island, this pretty little residential village lies idol and undiscovered by the sea.  In this place, birds sing and the only music you hear is the rthym of the waves.  At night, diamonds of stars light up the sky and rolling waves hum its lullaby like it always has.  A dozen houses with orange Spanish tiled roof and white painted walls line behind the stretch of sandy beach.  White picket fences stand in front of the front yards of houses.  Each house has three levels– living room, kitchen floor, and master bedroom–ach endowed with a balcony with a generous view of the ocean.  Cradled around these houses are the mountains, and where these mountains lead to is something that awaits to be explored.  Walk across this village, you can easily see into the living room of the houses, as no curtains are drawn, and the living room windows are all wide and clear, naked to the view of the ocean. This is a place where you can keep your door unlocked.  The living room window of every house in this village faces the ocean, and every ship and fishing boats that cross the Hong Kong sea channel into Macau or into China can be seen from inhabitants of this village. 

Yet if you look carefully, you see that the white painted walls are not so white, and the picket fences have cracks.  Black water stains marked some of the walls.  And although remnants of past glamour can still be found in the Roman architectural exterior of the club house behind the line of houses, negligence have rendered the exterior a shell with no substance.  With no staffs under its roof, the club house has allowed the Wild grasses outside to grow to knee level.  And if you do manage to explore the mountains, and hike all the way to the top, by luck you may discover the helicopter lot, which is hidden in the grasses that had grown tall enough to obscure its existence.   It has been left unused for years, with the circle target market painted in red fading into the ground.

Residents call this village of peace and dilapitation, the Sea Cove. 



Notes on Speed-dating (update 2)
February 21, 2008, 6:18 pm
Filed under: Personal

The hazardous aspect of speed-dating is that so much is not revealed about the person you thought you might want a second date with. 

I am saying this because I am such a person.  I actually wonder that if the length of each date is to extend to 8 minutes, I probably will get less yeses. 

Another thing is, the person I presented myself has at that occasion is a girl who wears foundation and mascara and high heels and does not wear gigantic glasses.  Would the normal gigantic-glasses-wearing girl with untidy hair and no makeup appeal to the same people who are listed as a “match” with me?  I would not know unless I find out by going to a second date as such a real persona, which means possibly facing a real life rejection.

Another note about speed-dating is that I am one of the lucky ones.  I believe there definitely are people who have left with unmet expectations, or with zero matches and a feeling of rejection. 

 Given these thoughts, I am feeling ambivalent about meeting with my matches. 



My Older Brother is a Writer Too…
February 19, 2008, 1:57 am
Filed under: Stories

I asked my brother to utilize his expertise in interior designs and all that is delicate and refine to describe in details the house of one of my characters in my aspiring novel.  (My brother knows this character; we have talked about it over winter break)  Here is his take, on the billionaire, Tom Hu: 

Unlike many people of similar status, Mr. C has great taste all on his own.  He has always have an eye for beauty in antiquity, and it shows in every piece of furniture hand picked by him.  All the chairs, tables, and sofa are made from the darkest oldest wood, crafted to perfection, and accented with figurines covered in gold leaf.  With the one exception of the glass table in the middle of the dining room, the rest of the apartment reflects a maroon dim light whenever a lamp is flicked on.  The walls are cladded with wood panels much like the chairs, climbing up to the cherry ceiling that spans from beam to beam.  The cornice mouldings are laced with plant-like motif and beautiful concealment of all joints and flaws. 

Mr. C knows progression well, from modern material to his vault of antiques.  The front doors are 2 double-swing panels of etched glass, with a figure of the ancient guardian on each.  The glass table is the first item that greets mr. C when he walks in his antique palace.  He leaves his keys on the table top.  The base of the table is a colossal ceramic urn, filled with water and gold fishes.  Mr. C likes the idea that the fishes will watch over his keys and all spirits that pass through that thresholds.  He has a routine to his apartment, and the routine defined the placements of items:  his slippers, his newspaper, his tea cup, his ottomen.  Everything finds its place in Mr. C’s heart.



Notes on Speed-dating (update)
February 19, 2008, 1:23 am
Filed under: Personal

Two days from speed-dating, here is an update:

I received 4 matches

I found out 7 people “checked” me (how flattering…)

In an effort to be more “pretty” I did not wear my glasses.  As a consequence, I misread the number on one of my speeddate, and consequently I receive no match from this one although I thought I saw my speeddate wrote my number down after I wrote down his number in front of him.  (I’ve contacted the administrator to see whether there is indeed a mistake)