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Batman
February 16, 2009, 6:53 pm
Filed under: Random

Today, I would like to reveal the truth behind Batman.

As you can see, Batman rhymes with a Fat Man. *Gasp!* The creator of batman has been secretly making fun of fat men all along! The reason behind the cryptic encoding is likely due to the batman creator’s fear of a law suit from the “Big Bones Empowerment Society.” However, this verbal veil cannot trick the intelligent eyes of yours truly. It is now clear to me that the inspiration of batman is from a fat man who has lost a lot of weight. As the following demonstration shows:batman

You can now call me a genius.


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Interesting research. As a large man (robust and hirsute as well!) I’ve always mistrusted Batman and other caped lunatics. Perhaps it is because I own a convenience store and caped lunatics make up a good portion of my regular customers.

Comment by Ram Venkatararam

Wendy, seek help.

Comment by Louis

“Wendy, seek help.” + 1

Comment by me

Yes, I thought so too. But apparently, I am too happy and normal to worth my shrink’s time. so in the last time I went to see her she decided that she doesn’t want to see me anymore.

Comment by Wendy

That’s the one at school, right? Maybe too many other people need help…

On an unrelated note, Wendy, what do you think if I go study psychology or psychiatry? Do you think that my personality will fit? Or will I easily get too emotionally involved?

Comment by me

Me: That question is too serious to be discussed here. Are you serious?

Comment by Wendy

What do you mean! Every comment that I leave on your blog is serious! :’(

Yeah let’s take it offline.

Comment by me

What cool swimming trunks!

Comment by pinus

I just discovered an error in parentheses in my Matlab code that I spent the last 18 hours on… Damn, I need some sleep.

Comment by pinus

Pinus, you are in good company because I am still sitting here, figuring out how to program from scratch on Matlab the infamous BLP random coefficient discrete choice model of demand.

Comment by Wendy

(Still I have to say it’s better than LPH’s stuff.)

Comment by Wendy

You don’t like LPH’s stuff? I don’t understand why… :-)

Comment by pinus




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