My bones do not listen to me. I’m genuinely annoyed by the fact that my body is so inflexible. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t have noticed it. But now that I am on my 3rd serious ballet lesson, I realized that out of about 10 women and 1 man in the class, I am the most inflexible!
My ballet class is so slow that it goes like a yoga class, where the predominant amount of class time is devoted to stretch excercises. Whenever the instructor told us to lean down to touch the toes, or lean down to touch the floor, or to do butterfly (press knees down and lean down), I would look at the mirror and I would be the single head popped up with body. The only part of my body that is leaning down is my head. Everybody would be waist down on the floor. I mean, for goodness sakes, even the 40+ women who had babies already are down on the floor (as well as the single male)!
So I went online to search for how to be more flexible. Then I see all these youtube clips of 6-year old telling me how to do a split. Yeah, right.
But ballet is sort of like yoga. The point is to be flexible. After my first lesson, I went home feeling like doing an upside down arch on the floor the whole week. Or just turning my whole body upside down. It’s sort of wierd how simple stretches can make you feel.
Can trying to be flexible become addictive?
PS. I display the following picture, borrowed from the site of “first day of Yoga” to demonstrate what I meant, by people’s head and waist touching the floor in my ballet class (in the following picture, it’s yoga).

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No seriously, if you do not want to be the worst in class, just bring me…!
In my memory, for all these years, I have never been able to touch my toes (whether I stand and bend down, or sit on the group and try to reach). Well, I tell myself that possibly it is because my legs are long.
And now I am worse… my shoulders crack occasionally, my ankles crack, etc. Maybe the condition of my body reflects my personality – stubborn!
Comment by me February 10, 2009 @ 1:49 amsit on the *ground*
Comment by me February 10, 2009 @ 1:50 amBut Jessica, I wonder whether this kind of inflexibility could be fixed. Growing up, I was also the inflexible one in class. BUt nowadays, with these yoga craziness, I wonder if you do it long enough, I really can do a split!
If only I can do ONE split — just ONE — in my life, I would die in peace.
Comment by Wendy February 10, 2009 @ 1:57 amBut you do look inflexible
Comment by Wendy February 10, 2009 @ 2:25 amAs for the cracking bones, you better drink more milk and take more calcium.
I want to set a reasonable expectation — I have never thought of doing splits. If I do a split, I am afraid that my legs will be forever split like that… joints are disconnected…
How about this? I will start stretching, once a day. Let’s see how long it will take before I can bend down and touch my toes.
Comment by me February 10, 2009 @ 2:44 amYou should do that. Does body flexibility have any correlation with brain function?
Comment by Wendy February 10, 2009 @ 4:22 amAnna, it’s not the bones that are cracking, it’s the joints. Calcium is not the solution, collagen (and similar stuff) is.
Comment by pinus February 10, 2009 @ 10:14 am