COFFEE & BISCUITS

The 5 words suggested by a colleague over dinner are:  skyscraper, plastic bag, Dildo, snow, and pillow case

I am to make up a story with those 5 words.  Here is my story (after less than 1 minute of thinking).  Bewarned:  it is rated R:

The Story of Dildo

Once upon a time, a country was besieged by financial meltdown.  At this time, a low level trader (female) was feeling the stress from trading for Citigroup, so she had to take a breather outside the Citigroup skyscraper. 

She walked out, and saw that a vendor was selling Dildos.

Since she as so stressed out, she decided that having a Dildo at work and using it could relieve her stress during work hours.

The vendor handed her the Dildo, but said he does not have any plastic bags for her to hold it.

It was very embarrassing for her without a plastic bag to conceal the instrument.  So she hid it in her cardigan as she walked back into the skyscraper.

It was very crowded in the elevator, and someone bumped against her so hard that the Dildo fell out.  Everybody stared at this woman.  She said, “It’s not mine!” and quickly left the elevator.

Meanwhile, the Dildo laid unclaimed in the elevator.

The elevator moved up the skyscraper, as well as the hierarchy of Citigroup, until it stopped at the highest floor:  Charles Prince’ suite.

At this time, the Chinese middle-age woman janitor just finished cleaning up, and was pushing the cartful of linen including a pillow case into the elevator.

As she was in the elevator, she noticed the Dildo on the floor.  Suspecting that the Dildo had dropped out from the cart of linens, she concluded that she had accidentally took the instrument from Mr. Prince’s suite.  So she took it and placed it next to Mr. Prince’s bed. 

After a tired day of crisis management, Mr. Prince came back to his suite, only to discover that a Dildo is sitting next to his bed.  Not knowing why it is there and with his pent-up frustration, he opened to window and threw the Dildo outside, where it landed on the snow-paved pavement on a cold winter night.